i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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