I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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