i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So here I am, sexting at work.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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