drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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