No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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