all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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