I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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