How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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