Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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