the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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