There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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