Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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