I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
