i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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