The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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