yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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