2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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