Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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