I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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