i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Randomize
