Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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