i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm both gender and math confused
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