My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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