Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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