Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Mom said you looked used
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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