I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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