she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
