there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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