ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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