just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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