i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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