fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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