how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
