You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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