On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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