i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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