You're my little dorito
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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