you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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