Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
where does the pee come out of this thing
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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