I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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