are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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