yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He? As in you personified your dick?
i think im in europe. pls send help
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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