White coat. Heels.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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