that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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