she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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