I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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