I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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