Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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