You were right. It hurts to walk today.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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