This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
honey bunches of taint.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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